A progression of songs played in a store that tells a story through subject matter that almost exactly matches a current situation in life that you are trying to forget so eerily that you think the music programmer is sapping into your sensory brain waves.
Named after Muzak, the company that delivers experiences through "Audio Architecture", a process of programming songs together based on similar subject matter, musical elements, or just to create a pleasant environment.
Named after Muzak, the company that delivers experiences through "Audio Architecture", a process of programming songs together based on similar subject matter, musical elements, or just to create a pleasant environment.
Man...I can't believe that Muzak bomb I heard at Applebee's on Valentine's Day: "Hole-Hearted" by Extreme, "All For Love" by Color Me Badd, and "I'm On Fire" by the Dwight Twilley Band. I was just getting over being single, but the Muzak system had to tell me that there's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by someone, I ain't got no lover, and I need love! Darn it!
by Random Fred March 19, 2010
Get the Muzak Bombmug. It's a joke bomb when you hear the joke and don't laugh right away... but a minute later boom you are laughing your head off.
It's a delayed reaction. You hear the joke and you don't react that it isn't funny, you just experience a delayed reaction, either laughing or by saying "OMG I get it!" - just doesn't twig right away.
AKA JOKE GRENADE.
It's a delayed reaction. You hear the joke and you don't react that it isn't funny, you just experience a delayed reaction, either laughing or by saying "OMG I get it!" - just doesn't twig right away.
AKA JOKE GRENADE.
Comedian: PUNCHLINE.
Audience: Laughs.
You: Silent..
You: Sudden guffaw...
Friend: Ha HA - Joke Bomb!
Audience: Laughs.
You: Silent..
You: Sudden guffaw...
Friend: Ha HA - Joke Bomb!
by annamaryse December 29, 2007
Get the joke bombmug. While receiving fellatio you hold your partners head down and without informing them you ejaculate into their mouth screaming JIHAD!
Partner: Tell me when you are gonna cum.
You: oh yeah, don't worry just keep going. oh yeah.
Partner: mmpphhhh
You: oh yeah! JIHAD! (holding head firmly down possibly with two hands)
Partner: mph cough gag
You: How'd you like the suicide bomb?
Partner: You Fucking asshole.
You: oh yeah, don't worry just keep going. oh yeah.
Partner: mmpphhhh
You: oh yeah! JIHAD! (holding head firmly down possibly with two hands)
Partner: mph cough gag
You: How'd you like the suicide bomb?
Partner: You Fucking asshole.
by LFT April 26, 2008
Get the the suicide bombmug. by take a guess December 6, 2004
Get the aerial bombmug. To interject one's self into a performance uninvited for the purpose of bringing attention to yourself or some cause.
The damned dirty hippie pulled a soy bomb during Bob Dylan's performance with no purpose other than to attract attention to himself.
by DB_Echo October 1, 2012
Get the soy bombmug. A combination of the new formula of Four Loko (the one without the caffeine) and a 5 hour energy. The idea is to get around the old formula of Four Loko being made illegal.
I wanted to get really fucked up last Saturday and since the old formula of Four Loko was made illegal I made myself an energy bomb and got wasted.
by gettingfuckedup December 20, 2010
Get the Energy Bombmug. A "bomb" of ejaculate emitted to the back of the throat of a female, who has caused you to have an orgasm from a blow job.
by jaydubyoo February 17, 2008
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