Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

by Squam King December 20, 2008

ghetto blaster

An electronic device carried on the shoulder of an illiterate, inconsiderate slob. Its sole purpose is to make white folks angry.

Shauntay got his ghetto blaster on his shoulder today.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

ghetto blasters

homemade alcoholic beverages, often made of mouthwash

I was getting wasted on ghetto blasters last night

by Jake HHLD January 10, 2009

butt blaster

the act ejecting seman into a womans anus

tom gave cindy the butt blaster

by Mr.Seaman October 25, 2003

blapster

a woman that recieved a hit from the penis on her head

blapster will recieve this when she arque about sex

by Slapman April 12, 2014

blasterless

wihtout posession of a blaster

I have no ghetto blaster (boom box). I am blasterless.

by Bill Jones March 28, 2004