adjective; describing a person or place that looks amazing or beautiful but is functionally garbage.
Reginald: I met a Virginia Beach last night!
Adams: What do you mean?
Reginald: I met this Cougar at Hot Tuna yesterday and got her back to the crib only to find out she can't fuck to save her life. ugh... FML.
The worst Virginia Beach of all time has to be the 1990 Buffalo Bills!!
Adams: What do you mean?
Reginald: I met this Cougar at Hot Tuna yesterday and got her back to the crib only to find out she can't fuck to save her life. ugh... FML.
The worst Virginia Beach of all time has to be the 1990 Buffalo Bills!!
by Dr. Reginald T. Lovesponge III May 14, 2011
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a great town in NY where everyone knows eachother and alot of people are friends. So basically LB is f****** awesome.
by Mr.Shaba-laba-ding-dong November 18, 2011
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OMG!!! I absolutely hate that show. I have nothing better to do than to whine about it. The world is gonna end because of a show like Laguna Beach!!!
by ~CA~FREAK August 19, 2007
Get the Laguna Beach mug.First of all, Howard Beach isn't "rich." You want rich, you go to suburban New England. Howard Beach is working class. Second, it isn't really that white. Only the Irish folks there are really white. There are many Italians there, and Italians are not really white in any real sense of the word. I'm Italian, and I'm more brown. I've been called "dago" and "greaseball." My ancestors have been discriminated against. Italians were lynched in large numbers in the South. Sacco and Vanzetti. Italian slums. So, no, Howard Beach isn't really that "white." Trust me, no rich whitebread WASP would wander into Howard Beach, see those guineas and call them "white." Guineas are guineas, not really "white". Howard Beach is also very diverse, too. Many different ethnicities.
by Callmarcus November 25, 2007
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Man, just got back from a rough day at the office. I'm gonna take my talents down to South Beach, then hit the sack.
by SouthBeachDiet July 13, 2010
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