Jungle Beaver

When women don't get a Brazilian wax, or any kind of shaving of the genitalia area at all, that's when the beaver becomes a Jungle Beaver.

I was going down that bitch but her pubes got stuck between my teeth. I turned on the lights and then I saw the biggest Jungle Beaver ever!!.

by Lorenzoloves March 16, 2009

beaver leaver

A male who appears to have an allergy to pussy & swings toward boaby's instead

My mate paul is a beaver leaver 'fucking poof'

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

Meat Beaver

A beaver that lurks in the shadows to pounce on some unsuspecting cunt. Also known as, a vag badger.

Hey, Andy!!! Did you see that meat beaver? It looked hungry.

by sir montavious January 24, 2006

Baverage

A combination of bare and average, for the ultimate form of averageness.
Appears in shortened and extended forms:
Bav, Bavvers, Bavverr, Bavernator.
Origin:Nottingham

"Hayden is baverage at fifa."

Ash: "Lone wolf man, that rotter you pulled is so bav!"
NBF: "Yeah she was pretty bavvers!"

by filthy fiend February 26, 2009

Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

beamers

When a woman's breasts are very perky. Almost to the point where they're pointing upwards, like your high-beam headlights on a car.

"Man! That bitche's beamers are starin me right in the face!"

by Zebulante elZorro March 6, 2008