Happy Bacon

Bacon that is neither crispy nor chewy.
Always happy.
Enjoys Dancing.
Likes to smile, etc.

Crispy Bacon: :C I wish I was happy like Happy Bacon.
Happy Bacon: yea boi~

by Dargnennyl September 1, 2008

Kevin Bacon

Well I don't know much about him other than the fact he claims he's done movies with EVERY actor in the world. Which is bull, there's always new actors.

Well all I know is it's funny when the movie preview guy says his name.

Movie preview guy: "Kevin Bacon in... Footloose"
Me: ROFLMAO.
Friend: What the hell is so funny?
Me: *Still laughing*
*talking through fits of laughter* His... last... name... is BACON!

by Raw Doggy June 3, 2010

wakin the bacon

jacking off the morning wood

johnny got caught wakin the bacon

by rash shananana June 21, 2008

Instant Bacon

The coolest bitch on the dp servers. He likes bacon flavored mints, vodka and bacon scented incense. Bacon bits are his favorite snacks and he likes them on demand. He has been known to nom on bacon right out of the package, hence instant bacon.

"Dude you ever play with instant bacon, i heard he's pretty damn good"

"Why the fuck would i play with my food"

by HeiiRess August 21, 2009

tits-bacon

adj. The best something could possibly be. Specifically to a man as it refers to a man's two most favorite things in life. Ultimate. Insanely awesome. Cray Cray.

Dude, that guitar solo you just played sounded tits-bacon.
Man this beer tastes tits-bacon!!

by dwillard May 17, 2008

MMM BACON

whats better than bacon....... NOTHING its life

YES mom made bacon for diner....... MMM BACON

by JLeebs January 4, 2010