It has taken so long to try to add music using itunes that i developed a bad case of apple tourettes
by Rachox August 8, 2015
Get the apple tourettesmug. is a condition in which a person bases their personal image, diet, electronic devices, clothing, and other aspects of their lives on the misconceived deductive “theory” of a meme.
People who suffer from Apple Syndrome show symptoms of :
Wear Rasta colors but know nothing about Haile Selassie (Rastafari).
Buy Apple products because they don't want to understand how real computers work.
Talk about organic food being better for you but don't have any facts to back up how it's good for you, who grew it, or how it was grown.
Christians who can't tell you anything past the ten commandments and John 3:16.
Don't wear Che shirts sarcastically.
See Also Hipsters.
Wear Rasta colors but know nothing about Haile Selassie (Rastafari).
Buy Apple products because they don't want to understand how real computers work.
Talk about organic food being better for you but don't have any facts to back up how it's good for you, who grew it, or how it was grown.
Christians who can't tell you anything past the ten commandments and John 3:16.
Don't wear Che shirts sarcastically.
See Also Hipsters.
by Grey Polar Bear September 4, 2013
Get the Apple Syndromemug. by WisdomicPersona May 4, 2021
Get the Halloween Applemug. by RageApple July 30, 2014
Get the Rage Applemug. A kid of two types:
1) teens who think Apple is the greatest thing to ever exist and flex their Apple products and believe their marketing
2) teens who think every Apple product iteration is the same or "dumb" yet still buys Apple products regardless
1) teens who think Apple is the greatest thing to ever exist and flex their Apple products and believe their marketing
2) teens who think every Apple product iteration is the same or "dumb" yet still buys Apple products regardless
The Lastname family is filled with Apple kids, with Timmy thinking Apple is the pinnacle of everything and Johnny thinking every product is the same yet still asks for the new iPhone
by Alalalalalalalalalalalalal November 16, 2020
Get the Apple Kidmug. Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money; named for the "road apples" left behind by ponies in rural town streets.
That apple-chaser has been climbing into garbage bins to collect cans for recycling. He's do anything for to put jink in his coin-purse.
by Zed Numar July 9, 2021
Get the Apple-Chasermug. The act of motor boating a girl with a thigh gap's asshole. Preferably when her rear is projected up in the air as to resemble an apple.
Man, that girl at the Walgreens has such a nice ass. I just want to eat it.
Yea, I want to take her apple bobbin'.
Yea, I want to take her apple bobbin'.
by ModernCowboy July 29, 2014
Get the Apple bobbinmug.