apple freak

Men that like woman with a fat ass

"Do you like skinny girls"? Nah I'm an apple freak

by joeybiggz April 3, 2016

APPLE THE DOG

A dog that is fat and cute af. She a apple because dat her name. She always makers you happy even if ur down. She can always make ur day with the stupid things she does.

YO LOOK AT DAT APPLE THE DOG OVER DERE SHE FAT BUT ALSO CUTE.

by Bandgoofball July 7, 2019

APPLE god

A person who is so obsessed with apples they freak out when someone else has one

Emma is an Apple god

by Bananaapple April 10, 2019

apple milkshake

Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.

I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.

by Revolution April 26, 2019

Apple Kisses

When two people eat an apple (Usually a Pink Lady) and kiss afterwards.
The popularity comes from the sweetening effect the apple has on both parties lips, as well as freshening of the breath.

"Do you fancy a Pink Lady babe, ready for some Apple Kisses?"
"Oh my god we had apple kisses it was so romantic!"
"He tasted so good when we apple kissed."

by Surrealisms December 17, 2019

Bobs for apples

A sexual position in which the man lies back in a bath and the woman is blindfolded & has her hands tied behind her back, and she has to find the penis and proceed perform oral sex

Sheila is the best at Bobs for apples; she always find the penis on the first try.

by Rahmi75 May 30, 2019

Ripe Apple

A game consisting of putting a rubber band around the beginning of the head of the penis and making the head itself bright red, like a “ripe apple”.

Yeah, last night me and Juan played a game of Ripe Apple to see who’s was the reddest.

by That One Annoying Booger August 8, 2019