Alysira is a word used to describe someone that's so funny that no matter how gloomy or sad the day may be, they will always make you crack up and put a smile on your face. They will also show their extreme gratitude to everything that you do for them, if it's small. And no matter how silent or awkward you may be with them, there will always be a warm aura radiating that will make you enjoy their company.
Person 1: "Man, today feels so boring."
Alysira: "Hi, Person 1!"
Person 1: "Hi, Alysira!! I was just thinking about you and about how much I missed you today. :)"
Alysira: "Hi, Person 1!"
Person 1: "Hi, Alysira!! I was just thinking about you and about how much I missed you today. :)"
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Did you see that Alyssa bitch
Yeah I wouldn’t tap that
Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that
Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
Yeah I wouldn’t tap that
Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that
Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
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Alyssa is gross
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