Alexander

Alexander is truly a good guy. He makes people laugh and is, in simple terms, charming. He knows to brighten a room and has a fantastic smile. He's got good hygiene and is confident. some will say he's overall confident, but that's nothing to shy away from. Dark skin, chocolate eyes, and a sneakerhead.

Alexander is my manzz

by drelovesicespice November 21, 2023

Alexander Faes

Donut

"Bro I really want to eat an Alexander Faes"

"I got zero kills in-game, I pulled an Alexander Faes"

by NotDios December 11, 2023

Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.

Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.

by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023

Alexander Skidmark Hearn

In love with Chase Hughes and balling up undies and throwing inside of the Curiosity Center bathroom. Has an extremely attractive MUCK MUCK and loves playing guitar horribly

Look at Alexander Skidmark Hearn he's throwing his poopy undies into the bathroom again

by Pioplaop November 18, 2024

Alexander Gibbs

a golf guy I guess, those who know 👀

Alex likes dudes

Alexander Gibbs is mean!

by cumshot365 November 21, 2024

Alexander

Just a very big fatass pig, at the same time Alexander means expanding in german

Gosh your belly is so Alexander

by oksourhuge39423 February 5, 2024

ALexander Sveltina

Writer, satirical blogger, poet, rapper, philosopher, social media darling, and libertine bachelor. ALexander Sveltina is a visionary. He's just beginning to brand himself as an authentic artist, and creating art purely for the sake of experiencing the joy of the creative process. He is an agnostic pantheist existentialist with a big fat-ass c@&k! Get ready because ALexander pulls no punches in his outrageously shocking comedic shtick. He is a true genius of the times who has his finger on the pulse of his generation. Roll over Beethoven Tell Tchaikovsky the news, because there's a new Tom cat on the prowl and he's lookin' to bird dog all of your lil' chickies, so look out!

ALexander Sveltina is a charismatic man with a huge c@&k!

by A.Sveltina March 8, 2024