NONCE... the true definition of a proper old school nonce. DO NOT, I repeat, do not let this man near your kids unless you want them to be fiddled with beyond belief.
That big al is right nonce, I once saw him hanging outside his flat smoking a rollie and chatting to school girls. proper wrongen
by king of grime May 26, 2022
Get the Big Almug. al azlan is a very weird boy. no one knows how to describe him he often doesn’t know what to do when it comes to girls. He’s very smart and always ends up regretting dumb mistakes he’s made. One day he will come to his senses.
by You’re a starer 👀 April 26, 2020
Get the al azlanmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the The Bubble Boy Ginger Ale Back Smacker Dick Suckermug. 
When someone expresses their views and thoughts to the public to the tune of a popular hit tune, with different lyrics.
Here is an example of a wierd Al tune.
Dedicated to my ''friends'' in the music and entertainment industry:
(sung sarcastically to the tune of Abba’s thank you for the music, with a punk rock backing)
Thank you for the madness, the turmoil you’ve been bringing,
Thanks for all the nightmares and singing,
Who can live in this world I ask in all honesty,
What would life be,
Without a home or a job what can I be,
So I say thank you for the madness, for giving it to me.
-Written by ‘Weird’ Al Yankovich
Dedicated to my ''friends'' in the music and entertainment industry:
(sung sarcastically to the tune of Abba’s thank you for the music, with a punk rock backing)
Thank you for the madness, the turmoil you’ve been bringing,
Thanks for all the nightmares and singing,
Who can live in this world I ask in all honesty,
What would life be,
Without a home or a job what can I be,
So I say thank you for the madness, for giving it to me.
-Written by ‘Weird’ Al Yankovich
by A Wierd Al April 20, 2011
Get the A Wierd Almug. by AmSamurai April 30, 2020
Get the Al Goremug.