pure awesomeness

(adj) The condition of having no faults, being completely extreme, and incredibly sick at life.

Remix the neighboorhod mailman who was also a professional snowboarder, was admired by all. His life was pure awesomeness.

by A. Mysta July 30, 2008

awesomeocity

Being in the greatest state of satisfaction u can be. an overall state of exstacy were thigns happen good in a row.

I got laid today, and tomorrow too: Ken replied "awesomeocity"..

by Joaquin Camejo September 30, 2003

awesomecakes

Awesomecakes makes use of the '-cakes' suffix as an all-purpose strengthener, akin to '-pants' and '-tastic'. Thus, something that is awesomecakes is awesome to an especially bodacious degree.

"Wasabi on sushi is all right, but it's awesomecakes on toast."

by sharkcowsheep December 28, 2006

awesomeing

The frivolous act of making ones' self seem more sophisticated, athletic, smarter or generally greater than those around them when in fact the individual is more than likely a giant floppy cock. The transition from being a well-rounded individual to a self-righteous fuck has not only plagued mankind, but perplexed us as well. With an insurmountable and seemingly endless bank of knowledge in all areas and facets of life, the "awesomer" will undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of you with an array of whimsical allegories which he or she discovered while exploring the vast reaches of their own anus.

Awesomer -"I don't know if you are familiar with fasting, but it is really good for your body. That is why, unlike most people, I fast nearly once a month. It takes a lot of determination and will power, but as I mentioned previously I am not like most people."

Individual fed up with awesomer - "Dude, I couldn't be happier for you. On another note, I started awesomeing today. Yeah, its pretty great. I already gained 50 lbs. of muscles and my dick grew 3 inches. . . in both size and girth!"

by JDMGio April 23, 2010

awesomepolitan

A delicious beer cocktail consisting of a mixture of vodka, beer, and an obscene amount of pink lemonade mix. The resulting liquid is exquisite, as all one can taste is the pink lemonade.

To make approximately three liters, combine 7-8 beers, 1 cup or so of vodka, and a full container of Country Time pink lemonade mix. Use caution when first adding the lemonade mix, as it will cause the beer to fizz up. Once the beer settles, keep adding all of the lemonade mix. Once complete, shake or stir until all of the mix is dissolved. Serve cold and enjoy.

While tasty, this cocktail will put you on the fast track to fucked up - drink with caution.

Mark tried the awesomepolitan and couldn't believe how good it tasted.

The Hardey boys like their awesomepolitans.

by SixFootTen October 17, 2009

awesomatic

Someone or Something that is automatically awesome.

The song was awesomatic.

by luket93 March 31, 2008