Second Base

This is the second step to a relationship where you kiss/makeout.

Me and him got to Second Base last night!

by NekoNeoNano July 7, 2015

Two Seconds In Jersey.

The fact that anyone weaker than you wouldn't last two seconds in jersey.

Hey Billy whats wrong?", "My mom just passed away....".,"You wouldn't last Two Seconds In Jersey.

by Bmilllz May 20, 2011

Three Second Massacre

A mass killing exactly three seconds long, done by the three second walrus, that glittering fiend! They are very hard to escape, as the walrus will always have the element of surprise, so take Scar's advice and BE PREPARED!

"Omg, Eric and his brother were murdered by a walrus! It was a three second massacre!"

by MagnificentRikki November 16, 2012

Second hand smoke

When you try to help your nigga in his beef but you get your ass beat in the process

Damn Tanner got that second hand smoke from tryna help his buddy

by CoonBasket December 14, 2018

that girl in second period

she knows that you can do math and gets wet when you help her with it

that girl in second period asked me to help her again.

by that guy in second period April 5, 2021

Second Hand Wasted

1.The feeling of being drunk when you have not been drinking, but are surrounded by people who are drunk.

2. Pretending to be drunk when you have not been drinking in order to fit in with people who are under the influence of alcohol.

Derived from second hand smoke

Astrid hadn't had a sip of alcohol, but the high spirits of the bar made her second hand wasted.

by CandyCane8226 June 5, 2011

Putin's Sloppy Seconds

Trump after his first 4 years of his presidency.

The majority of America will vote for Biden, because they don't want 'Putin's Sloppy Seconds'.

by TheImmortalARQ October 25, 2020