Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020

wacky waffle

When you take a shower start beating your meat, shit yourself and then waffle stomp your shit down the drain!

Jerry did a wacky waffle in the shower last night.

by shaman _u1trastrong January 7, 2021

Cherry Waffle Stomps

When a menstruating female yanks out her tampon in a communal shower and stomps it down the grated drain.

Kristin was in a hurry to shower after the gym so she did the Cherry Waffle Stomps in the shower.

by Larry The Unstable Guy February 8, 2021

Cunk Waffle

When a man and a woman share a waffle in the morning topped with seamen.

Hey baby, do you want a cunk waffle?

by TheOutsider1783 February 9, 2021

Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

by Phat dino March 6, 2021

_burnt.waffles

burnt waffles is a smexy mutual, although i worry about her sometimes. they seem to love james mcavoy idfk who that is but whatever makes her happy. she edits too we obv love them who wouldn’t? she’s smexy mutual 😍

_burnt.waffles is MY smexy mutual

by slingy May 31, 2021