fighting the wizard

An expression used to describe a hopeless struggle. (i.e. you'd need magical powers to win)

Man I'm trying to study but I just keep fighting the wizard.

by Bradford286 February 5, 2008

Beat the wizard

A descriptive expression used to insinuate that one has accomplished an impossible task.(i.e. as if you had magical powers)

I beat the wizard on that test.

by bradford286 February 5, 2008

Talking to the Wizard

A term used to describe the tunnel vision or stars and colors one might see during a high intensity Crossfit workout.

Athlete: <working out insanely hard>
Coach: YEAH! GO HARDER G...wait, what's wrong. Why are you just standing there starring off into space.

Athlete: Dude, I'm talking to the Wizard.

by bgoldstein March 29, 2010

Big Gay Wizard

The one person who is so unbelievably gay that they obtain magical powers. They fall into one of two categories: seduction and ego, each with varying skillset. Every group has one but they are good at hiding, lure them out with high quantities of sugar, clothes that are too big, talk of blood sacrifices or any other LGBT luxuries (if all else fails, obtain one of their exes sweaters or they simply aren't a wizard). Can be abbreviated as BGW.

Person 1: We finally proved Toby was a Big Gay Wizard!
Toby - cradling his straight crushes sweater in the corner
Person 2: Wow, well done. What did it take?
Person 1: You know all the fuss about where Isaac went?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: ...blood sacrifice...
Person 2: Isn't that his sweater?
Toby - begins to cry

by IWinner9 January 17, 2020

Wizzin

Verb: it means to be trippin', making a fool out of yourself, or being upright obnoxious. It can be used as noun, as "wizzard." means you are somebody who is lame, and is trippin' BIG TIME. It is something you don't wanna be doing in front of a hot chick!

Elias, ypu be wizzin' son, like a wizzard! Stop it now!

by wizzinwizzard December 9, 2008

Wizards 101

A stupid ass little kid game (10-5 Years old) Where you cant say slang or Curse. You play with Stupid ass cards and you can purchase gift cards that are a waste of money and get you a new fucking pet?! Really, get a real mother-Fucking pet.

Little Boy:"Hey, Have you played Wizards 101?"
Man:"Yea, That shit sucks donkey dick"

by A Idiot -> robert M. Thompson February 19, 2011

wizza

a word of power and respect, if you're wizza, then your the best at what you do, which is kickin ass and getting bitches, because you're one of the few people able to kick ass on a daily basis, everyone wants to be like you, you're so awesome people can't even comprehend your awesomeness

man i wish i was like wizza, cause then i'd be bangin all them fly bitches and kick ass like he does...

by Johnny Wicks September 10, 2006