Lesbian Water Polo

A warmed up Fleets or regular bag enema is administered to a female 'bottom' and she's told to 'hold it in' by her girlfriend, who then mounts and fucks her with a strap-on until she either wins by cumming and releasing it, or can't hold it and explodes all over both of them, whichever happens first! Usually 'played' on the toilet or in the tub for obvious reasons...

"You and Rebecca left the club rather early last night...what kind of mischief did you two minx's get yourselves into?"

"I took her home for a little round of Lesbian Water Polo!"

"Ohhh...and how did it go? Everything cum out all right?"

"Clean as a whistle!"

by BettiBleu October 17, 2013

fuzz wanger

A kick in the vagina with a welly booted foot

She better cut that nonsense out before I give her a good fuzz wanger.

by Cheesy cheddar December 9, 2013

Pooty Water

(n.) The water in the base of a hookah. Commonly used to refer to the substance being inhaled through the water. Colloquialism used in Oak Park, IL.

"Dude splash me some of that pooty water."

by Sleeping Pooty February 20, 2014

Liffey water

Guinness. The world famous beer originating in Ireland

When you visit Dublin, don't drink too much Liffey water

by Jumpingbean March 30, 2015

haul water

To perform menial or trivial services for one's superiors, with the implication that the agent is capable of doing nothing more significant.

Alderman "X" does not seem concerned with his constituents; what he does best is haul water for the administration.

by al-in-chgo July 23, 2016

Brooklyn water bagel

Whem you take a dump, and your shit makes a circle at the bottom of the bowl.

Dude, I left you a fresh brooklyn water bagel in the bathroom.

by destroyer386 September 12, 2016