Wedges, the

An elite faction of people characterized by a large yet subtle wedgie. The initiation of a Wedge is usually carried out by the approval of the head chairman. Typical Wedge merriments include eating at Burger King and playing pranks on their rival group, Chevs (see "Chev"). Unlike the Chevs, the Wedges do not run on a nationality-specific agenda, so their group has more diversity.

The Wedges are in town...

by Ryan December 15, 2004

wedgie mercy

the act of taking mercy on someone with a wedgie and stopping it form going any further also called being kind really good if the person was begging for it to stop.

I was at a school sleep over once when some kids decided to give dan a nature wedgie he was striped to his unaware hung on a branch and had rocks and stuff stuffed down his underwear and his hands bound it was funny at first but not when he screamed and they gagged him they puled on his feet and he peed his pants this went on for 15 min till they got tired and said "hang tight we will be back for you in the morning if we remember" and walked away laughing with the kids clothing. I went to dans stuff and got him new everything then i went to my bag and got the baby wipes and pocket knife I brought and went back to him when i got there some other kid was laughing and pulling on his legs it only lasted a minuet but he was crying by the end and the kid left with a wave and a laugh when dan saw me he looked away you could tell he was embarrass to be almost completely naked in front of a girl (yea i'm a girl by the way) I went up and took the gag out of his mouth "are you ok" "yea thank you" "I'm going to get you down now" I cut off the underwear and freed his hands he landed with his underwear in tatters "here" I gave him the clothing I brought for him and the baby wipes he looked at me like this was the nicest thing anyone has done for him.

it pays of to have wedgie mercy because the next day when i was the one who got a hanging wedgie it only took 5 min after the bullys left to get down with dan's help.

by sara may 32 October 30, 2012

wedding cake

Any guy who:
a)Is Sweet
b)Has good taste
c)Looks good
d)Has many layers (not one dimensional, blech!)
AND
e)Is reserved for someone else or completely TAKEN (I/E: has a serious/exclusive girlfriend, fiance, or wife.

A true lady may playfully flirt and have and active friendship with a wedding cake, but will NOT agressively flirt or otherwise make serious moves towards a man who is of wedding cake status, no matter how desirable.

"Mike's hot"
"Yeah but he's a total wedding cake."
"Girlfriend?"
"Fiance."
"Damn!"

by fabellaregina May 3, 2006

weddle

A person with a fascination about rabbits. Has a tendency to rabbit on all the time about rabbits. Likes visiting people in their homes and talking about rabbits, and himself. Drinks lots of their red wine and talks about rabbits.
Just rabbits, oh, and watership down.

"Let's get weddle. He'll talk about rabbits!"

by totty limejuice July 13, 2007

Homework-wedgie

An extreme amount of homework, in which one can feel like it's a wedgie : so much of it it's tight, you're stuck and can't move, and most of it's up your ass.

Bob, "Hey are you going to that party tonight?"
Jill,"No, I can't sorry. I have a homework-wedgie."

by Blair Kelly October 21, 2008

Assault Rifle Wedding

worse than a shotgun wedding...

I'd rather have a shotgun wedding than an assault rifle wedding.

the halo 3 assault rifle is for n00bs

by Gambit3896 August 17, 2010

Wedgie Prone

Take one squat and the back of those underwear all but disappear!

These Fundies are great, but they are so wedgie prone.

by foosman July 14, 2010