Urban Dictionare

Someone who actually uses all these crusty ass words and terms in urban dictionary.

Girl: Oh my god, kanye not, you don't have that good good I want.
Guy: Jesus, another fucking Urban Dictionare! You realize nobody uses those words, right?!
Girl: Omk, you just used one you hippocritic!
Guy: Oh... god no!

by Sentient Parrots March 18, 2016

urban dictionary

Simultaneously the most fucked up and awesome website in the world. Features thousands of definitions, commonly made by smart arses and 12 year olds.

Person 1: Mate, what does twat mean?
Person 2: I dunno, search it in urban dictionary.

by alexturnerisasexgod June 1, 2014

Urban Dictionary

A website you go to when you’re bored as hell to read definitions made by people who were also bored as hell.

They be foolin on Urban Dictionary.

by Immortal Asshole November 8, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A place where i come to find out what that black kid said to me.

Ghetto dude: "Yo man that was off the heezy fo sheezy straight up cuz"

Me: "???????????????"
Me: "let me look that up on urban dictionary"
Me: "Oh ok, ya that was cool"

by d3m0n888 March 3, 2010

urban dictionary

where you go when your bored and want to learn a new word anything from perity to cockblocker

urban dictionary lol =) i love it

by push2talk May 14, 2011

Urban masterbation

The activity, or sport, of ejacualting on random people in towns and cities, and then running away.

1) "Oh god, what happened to you?"

2) "Some asshole ejacualted all over me while I was walking home from work"

1) "Ah, he must have been playing urban masterbation"

by originalname1234 September 19, 2012

Urban dictionary

The only dictionary in which you cant find a definition the doesn't have anything dirty in it

Random person searching random stuff up on urban dictionary- Welp I can't find anything that doesn't have a sexual meaning in here

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- October 5, 2020