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Ur gran pan

A roast to end all roasts.
Mom:Hi son!
You:Ur gran pan
Mom:Shit. My dinner is ruined.
(You usually enjoy pork roast and are now sad)
by Fricctionaryo May 17, 2018
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ur family reunion is a gay communion

ur family reunion is a gay communion is a very advanced form of ur mom gay or the aformentioned ur dad lesbian and will annihalate your enemy with the energy of a thousand suns.
Mike: ur mom gay
Brock: ur dad lesbian
Mike: oh yea, well ur grandpap a trap
Brock: no u, ur ancestors are incestors
Mike: don’t make me say it
Brock: do it gaywad

Mike: ur family reunion is a gay communion
* Brock is melted to atoms as god himself is weeping*
by Mikeyisameme May 18, 2018
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Ur pener a schemer

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.
Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*
by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018
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ur animal kingdom is dumb

The worst insult that can be said by someone, once said, unspeakable things will happen. Even "No U" cant deflect this.
John: your mother gay
Dave: your animal kingdom is dumb
John instantly turns into dust and god weeps while heaven falls apart.
by Egg_meme_6.9 May 19, 2018
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ur dad postman pat

Michael:ur grandpap a trap
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.
by Mattyholden May 20, 2018
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Ur bro a hoe

U :u gay ha
Me: ur bro a hoe
by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018
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ur auntie a thotty

The most severe insult ever, it will kill you, even if not directly said to you. So stay away from any 8 year old kid who plays roblox.
Mom: Husband, go to wor-
Dad: No u
Mom: *severely damaged but manages to whisper* ur auntie a thotty
Dad: Omg *dies and is torn through a loop-hole in space, ripping his body into micro cells, while his soul is ripped from his body ripped from time and existance
by GS MANTITS May 22, 2018
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