Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top, and cum in her eye.

I know chemo was tough but when we get home, I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.

by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023

Unicorn gaggler

A person who eats pastel marshmallows and claims he's not gay. May have a unicorn covered up with prison tattoos. Likes shiny things&Likes glitter. When you pronounce the name you must drag out the gaggLER . but don't stutter.

When i grow up I'll be a unicorn gaggler. Because i love shiny things! "I'm straight. but i love all unicorns in the world....gaggle..unicorn

by chonie pockets November 28, 2019

unicorned

Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.

Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!

by OhGee October 17, 2012

unicorn urine

A concoction consisting of Country Time pink lemonade, vodka and lite beer.

Drinking unicorn urine will cause brain damage.

by TwentyCommittee July 11, 2014

Unicorn

A woman who is sexually attracted to both men and women (e.g. bisexual/pansexual) AND is willing to join couples for a threesome. (the three of them have sex.)

Named after a mythical creature because they're said to be rare

Unicorns aren't even that rare - I know a few bi chicks that like to swing

by wflowercrown August 20, 2024

Unicorn Developer

What is a unicorn developer? A so-called “unicorn developer” is typically a highly experienced specialist with a rare or broad skill set. Yet, the term often causes confusion. Some argue that full-stack engineers are unicorns too.

Dude, the unicorn developer in your team farted out the most elegant code ever. Made my work stuff look like dog shit.

by Alerticus Manystein July 20, 2022

Unicorn snot

When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.

Im getting my life together, so I got some unicorn snot :)))

by Jotasof September 19, 2017