Twitter

Twitter is an accurate depiction of hell, and was created by the feds as an experiment to see how many assholes they could gather in one place.

Jimmy: hey, I recently started using Twitter
John: die

by MoistCereal June 18, 2021

Twitter

Twitter is a social media created in 2006 by Jack Dorsey, the social media was known for its tweets, a form of posts with a limit of characters to input like in an SMS. The platform is mostly known to be the second most popular opinion social media after Reddit. However, this social media was bought and renamed X by Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and Space X. Since then, Twitter has never been that bad.

If you want to beef with someone, make a Twitter account.

by SlammerGaming0 August 20, 2024

Twitter

T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Xitter (Pronounced Shitter) is probably in my experience as well as many others the most godforsakenly retarded website on this already fucked up earth, it is not only filled to the brim with porn flooding your homepage, but spoiled, overpriveledged, whiny assholes that didn't get loved enough by their parents so they become chronically online and spew absurd shit to cope. if you're a xitter user do yourself a favour for you and for brainhealth and delete your account, i myself in fact.. used to be a xitter user, i wanted to find content relevant to my interests so i clicked my homefeed, and instead was eyeraped with a plethora of revolting images, such include: a drawing of 2 creeps giving eachother oral (69) a tweet of some bitch telling other people to grow up because they won't eat her stinking ass pussy, several images of women showing off their enormous plastic tits (i'm literally asexual so this hoe got nothing on me) and more that would probably get this post taken down because it's so bad and fucked up, after i had enough of it, as in i'm completely and utterly sick of having bare butthole and vagina stuck into the camera instead of the things i actually liked, i deleted xitter and moved. (bsky)

tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up
move until it's too late and you're a chud

jake: *goes on Twitter*

jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit!
tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site
jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man!
tommy: you should move to bsky
jake: *moves*
(jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈🌞🌞🌞🌞🌈🌈🌴🌴🌴🌷🌷🌷🌟🌟🌟

by prickstabber69420 November 26, 2024

twitter vibes

Refers to the popularity of a person (e.g. singer or celebrity) only based on the amount of tweets talking about them. This does not always translate to actual popularity with the general public. It is mostly used on Stan Twitter as a drag.

Person 1: "mind you, beyoncé IS the greatest and most influential pop star of the 21st century"
Person 2: "the greatest based on twitter vibes btw"

by repufolklore November 27, 2024

TWITTER

A APP THAT HAS SEX ON IT AND TOE PICS

OMG I LOVE THESE TOE PICS ON TWITTER

by SIGMA LORD November 28, 2024

Twitter formely knows as X

A saying to mock jouranlists and newspaper reminding that "X is formely known as Twitter" in reports about X/Twitter. Defined by YouTube shitposter and YouTuber BlindHawk aka Novel Room.

Also, it mocks the name "X" because it was so bad that it immediately died as it launched with it.

"I posted something on Twitter formely knows as X."

by BravoMike1488 December 3, 2024

Twitter

The armpit of the internet

Stay the fuck away bro trust me

Urban Dictionary made me put this here and made me include the word Twitter in it
Fuck you Urban Dictionary

by Youraveragestarwarsfan December 8, 2024