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twitter hippy

Refers to an individual(s) who displays themselves as a "hippy" via social networking sites, but upon being seen and conversed with in person, have no outstanding qualities that would allow them to be seen as aforementioned "hippy". Twitter biographies often include descriptors declaring that one is indeed "a hippy", "flower child", "peace lover", "acid lover", etc. May even go as far as to tweet and retweet things that encourage this false image, even though they may not fully understand the subject matter of said tweets.
John: "Sarah is a very judgmental, mean girl."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."
by Skyeandsea November 17, 2013
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Twitter

greetings everyone, i am CyberNuts, ex-Twitter user. twitter is apsoloute f*cking pain. dont sign up unless you like your life ahead of you being taken away

use reddit instead
by CyberNutz December 10, 2021
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Twitter

A: “Hahahaha I saw this funny meme on Twitter the other day, look!”
B: “Omg congrats on coming out!!”
by Modern Jesus February 25, 2021
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Twitter

The Internet's hellhole.
dude: "hey man have you used twitter"
dude 2: "no twitter is a hellhole"
by Elliot Forsaken June 2, 2025
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twitter gangup

When you see an asshole committee verbally pissing down your back usually torqued snowflakes or as Jenna Jameson would use the term 'special moron' in a hashtag, I seen the industry gang up on me when it was none of their business when "Plain Jane" Ferridge did a one sided war with me, Cherie M. Priest ended up butting in as she got a c-bomb tossed at her in retort as my blog entry on wordpress speaking about how some investigative don't always return. My insult to her "No one gives fuck about your gardening" as I linked her blog about some of her gardening as I had the YouTube vid known as "Four and Twenty Deadbirds" where I had her first novel signed when she was with a small press. I had spoke with her then publisher asking if she had a history of fucking people over as I remember and I quote when speaking with her on the phone in 2003, "I don't write well with others." My video's closing, "This is the only novel I will ever spend my hard earned money on a I am going to give those readers to my roster on the first namesake as a lot of them write part time."
When one does an investigative report hammering into SomethingAwful for pulling a jayson blair level literary kleptomania, the editor of Queer Fear pulled a tl;dr as he got freight-trained on twitter, "you might as well denied the holocaust you fucking faggot!" That invoked a high profile blowup that saw The Egoless Writer's creator calling me a vile shit. As he claimed the Goon was pulling a prank, as I caught the fuck with my first novel too. I cautioned to the Queer Fear editor not to be in the room with me, but I would end up joining my classmate in the klink as he's a protected species as that invoked one of the more infamous twitter gangup tactics in the industry as I published an alumn of The Huffington Post when he was alive.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
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twitter

a toxic social media platform filled with oversensitive faggots that act like toddlers, oh wait toddlers can think better than that,
man twitter is the worst social media platform on earth im quitting
by ilovehugeass56lawl October 15, 2022
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Western Twitter

A term used by porn addicted weebs to describe american twitter even though japanese twitter is just as bad
by The Devious Man September 25, 2021
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