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Loneliness-Toucher

Someone who is so down astronomically that he will do anything for the nookie. Typically takes interest in girls who A) Are way out of his league, B) Not even straight or C) Not from the fucking country

He also thinks he's a "dreamy lover-boy type" when really, just creepy
Dude 1: "You seriously gonna pull a Loneliness-Toucher, are you?"

Dude 2: "I am what one may call, slightly down bad"
by yermasurda May 4, 2021
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National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day

On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!
Ava: “Colin, it’s National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day! Give me your butthole!”
by avaclose November 13, 2020
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I got touched

Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!
by Vetrotek April 18, 2023
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touchfeel

A last defense in a dis battle. After your all out of comebacks, if you have absolutely nothing, you can rely on this one. Either your opponent will stop what he is doing rendered completely brain dead or will burst out laughing at the stupidity you just uttered. Commonly used while gaming and getting your ass handed to you.
Joe, why cant you kill anyone, your playing like a retarded gorilla. Fuck you ya fucken...uuuuh, touchfeel.
by Zycon December 9, 2007
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touch-explosives

mix and dry iodine and amonia to get touch-explosives
by CRAZYASSFUKR40K August 27, 2009
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Touchylittlecant

someone so shallow that he concludes that because a insult was not cited in accordance with the Harvard Reference system it somehow reduces the appropriateness of the truth to which it implies.
"Mmm...Stephen. Insults page IV. For everyone else stuck for something.... "oh shut up you touchylittleCant
by funjy December 13, 2009
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toxcheap

'''Toxcheap''' is an abbreviated form of the phrase "Talk is Cheap!". It was made more widely known when a racer abbreviated down to "TOXCHP" and put it on the back of his car. Its roots go back to the late 1990's, when the availability of low priced, quick, sport compacts hit the scene. It was a symbol to others that bench racing and BS had no face value. And credibility would need to be earned on the track.
(Bench racer)"My honda run's 7's"
(Real racer)Toxcheap!
by Audi Sport June 19, 2010
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