Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl

There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.

by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

skibidi cooked

when ur really cooked

wallahi im skibidi cooked

by initdotpy July 10, 2024

Cooked and Ate

Meaning: To succeed at something and be beneficiary of it to the fullest.
It is a neologism that can be used informally, to congratulate someone/hype them up.

After a success
My bro "Cooked and Ate"

by retiredretardreturns January 08, 2024

kristy cook

Cheats on all her mans and takes loads of seman and loves juicy cock from number 18 quarterback

kristy cook love anal

by Alex baugh January 23, 2024

pressure cooked

Pressure cooked: Insanely high, like beyond steamed.

That is some crazy weed dude, I'm fucking pressure cooked!

by ChrisFSB April 24, 2020

Cady Cook

A beautiful, sexy, queen. Every boy is in love with her and their eyes lit up when she walks in the room.

Usually a brunette with brown or blue eyes. Has a lot of friends; is athletic and very smart. If you get a Cady Cook as a girlfriend never let her go. She is a fuckin barbie doll. Everyone wants to be her, and is very jealous of her. Has a great style and loves comfortable clothes. Every boy wants to eat her pussy.

Boy 1- Have you seen the new girl Cady Cook?
Boy2- Not yet
Boy 1- She is so sexy and beautiful

by Gerimono January 20, 2018