going elin

what happens when you get so pissed at someone that you take whatever they love the most and either a)beat the shit out of them or B)break it into little, indescribable pieces right in front of them. similar to how elin wood took that golf club and beat the shit out of tiger woods.

Wife to her friend: Gurl, i am so sick of my bf's xbox 360. i think he would rather hook up with that damn than me.
Friend: Gurl, me too! i ended up going elin and threw my hubbie's at him last night...twice...

by th4t b1tch u h4t3 December 22, 2009

go Flintstones

To go Flintstones is when you ride somewhere in a car with two couples and the guys sit in the front and the girls in back, ala Fred, Barney, Wilma, and Betty. Some women find this arrangement to be degrading.

Hey baby, when we drive to Vegas next week, can we go Flintstones so I can talk to Chad?

by ntvnykr October 11, 2006

Going on Safari

The practice of using an otherwise unused web browser for the purposes of discreetly looking up porn, thus hiding embarassing cookies from say a girlfriend or wife.

Jenny had left for the day, the coast was clear, time to 'go on Safari'

OR

Jenny came home early and found me 'going on Safari'

by the gentleman caller August 29, 2011

Going Catholic

going catholic involves abstaining from masturbating, or drastically cutting back on frequency, to increase sex drive

dude, ever since I started going catholic, I pop a woody at will!

by boojairbuh March 1, 2009

going traffical

A combination of events that often causes one to become angry usually in a driving environment. A spin-off of going postal, whereas, going postal does not specifically have an event to cause the response.

I knew I was going traffical when I busted his windsheild with a baseball bat.

by jeffbo June 23, 2009

go to texas

Go to Texas is when you have a wet dream. One may say that they had a dream and "went to texas." Used as a code/cover up when around older folks, women, etc.

Person 1: Ah man, I had this dream that I went to Texas last night!!

Person 2 (knowing what's up): Oh yeah?

Person 3 (not knowing what's up): Why would you go to texas? What'd you do there? Did you go to Houston? Austin? Lubbock?

by the_starszy August 10, 2010

cunt go on

When a girl has had so much sex her vagina needs a rest, and she cannot continue.

After sleeping with half the football offensive line this weekend, the girl exclaimed, "I cunt go on! At least not until tomorrow."

by HOEL November 8, 2010