that's the way the cookie crumbles

A phrase meaning, basically, "That's the way things are, you cannot change it". Usually said to calm someone who's whining overmuch, an usually with little effect.

Man 1: I went on vacation and my fern died!

Man 2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by Daniel Finetail May 26, 2004

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jump on the couch

Another way of professing your insane love for your girfriend who's 16 years younger than you

Tom Cruise recently jumped on Oprah's couch then Jay Leno's couch promoting his love for Katie Holmes

by Carlo Evidente July 1, 2005

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The best Texas Country Band, Originally from Huntsville, Tx
songs include:
talk to me right
it's amazing
sing me a love song
whats left of Texas
another Try
no tears in my eyes

Band Members include

lead singer: Cody Johnson obviously.

Drummer: Nathan Reedy

Bass Guitar: Danny Salinas
Lead Guitar: Matt Rogers

(girl)That band is amazing.
(boy) Yea its the Cody Johnson band.

(girl) I love you.
(boy) I love you too.

by jenay09 August 17, 2009

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The Corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a drill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

"I've been practicing my corkscrew a lot the past few weeks. I got hired as a carpenter."

by Long Island August 15, 2004

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par for the course

Another way of saying Murphy's Law.

Presumably comes from the cynical idea that one expects something to go wrong and things are going exactly as planned, just using golf as the analogy.

Person one: I'm able to answer the telephone all day and the minute I step out of the house to get the mail, that's when they call!

Person two: Well that's par for the course.

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It's par for the course that the second I'm stepping out the door for a date that I get called into work.

by An optimist with experience April 28, 2005

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