wood wedgie

the act of penile penetration into the anus.

"Ted wood wedgied Hannah last night"

by Sidrox September 11, 2011

emily wood

Emily wood it the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, courageous, and nicer than any grace you will ever meet

Emily wood:best friend you will ever meet

by Emily wood May 9, 2018

wood splint

When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass

the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird

by Hot_sausage11 May 13, 2016

Cord of wood

A bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. This is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing.

Look at Tyler's cute cord of wood.

by T MONEY59 November 15, 2016

Wood walk

A walk (usually at night) where both people hold out they're penises and may jack off. A sort of bonding exercise.

It was a long time since we had seen each other so we took a wood walk.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015

Breakfast Wood

When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.

"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."

by Epitemisis June 30, 2017

Wood didler

Someone who makes wooden sex toys

I got this nice toy from the wood didler

by superboo07 January 31, 2021