The Ted Mosby 

a play on girls in which you

1. put on a plaid button up over a graphic tee
2. Hold in your hands an engagement ring and look as sad and lonely as possible
3. Tell her "I got left at the altar"
4. She will then comfort you....and it is on

The Ted Mosby gets things going!

The Ted Mosby by barney'splaybook June 9, 2013

the thor 

When you catch your girlfriend cheating on you so you taze her in the vagina.

Man 1: Man, I caught Madi cheating on me so I gave her the Thor.

Man 2:Dude that sucks, she's such a slut.

the thor by The.gayest.lesbian May 11, 2017

Prepare the tatau 

Preparing the tatau is a synonym for sex. It originates from the evil ending to Far Cry 3. When the female tribal lady and you are about to have sex she then exclaims PREPARE THE TATAU! You are then immediately having sexual intercourse. In short: commencing sex.

I will prepare the tatau tonight.

Prepare the tatau by Chadius Wardeen June 6, 2013

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! 

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! by Telephony June 15, 2014

Three on the tree 

A manual transmission with 3 gears and reverse, that is located on the steering column. This is the most common transmission on vehicles from the late 1930s through the late 1960's, but could be found on vehicles as late as the 1980's.

My grandpa's 1963 Plymouth Belvedere wagon had a three on the tree.

Three on the tree by Snake 429 January 9, 2018

dog shit on the table 

When some vile aspect of politics is finally right there in front of you affecting the way you must eat and live.

No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.

dog shit on the table by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

hit the town 

verb: Used as an expression to party it up . Whether your clubin, chillin or gettin some. It doesn't matter.

Sean: Hey guys what do you wanna do tonight?

Chris: IDK man , but I say we deff hit the town

Cj: hit the town? were's a town to go hit?
........

hit the town by therealhollywoodkid December 11, 2011