Johnny 5

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!

Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.

by Tweekachew October 12, 2020

Johnny Cabbing

Posing as a cab driver to commit sexual offences.

Jimmy got caught Johnny Cabbing last night. He's probably going to get 15 years.

by Pentathalon July 5, 2012

Johnny Rag

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess

"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"

by saigon22 June 17, 2012

Johnny Morris

Leprechaun

Johnny Morris looks like a leprechaun.

by santa!!!!!! November 28, 2011

Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

Wrong Way Johnny

A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.

We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Bedlam Johnny

A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.

A man used to wheesper dirty bj ( bedlamjohnny) if he wanted to impress a daughters father before asking her hand in marriage. A bedlam johnny

by FW NIBBAWATTS January 15, 2023