turkish bullseye

A very large and overgrown patch of pubic hair, where the margin marking the transition from peri-vaginal hair to peri-anal hair is blurred-essentially creating a continuous patch of hair from the low back to the belly-button

Lee: Hey- Sanj- you hooked up with that hot chick priti - I bet that was incredible!

Sanj: Yeah, I thought it was going to be incredible- but she has a big turkish bullseye- it looked like a camel's asshole down there

Lee: Oh shit- that sucks

by schmuckaneers June 6, 2009

Turkish Slingshot

Is the act of conducting a chinese padlock, placing one's penis in one's own arse, subsequently developing an erection. This in turn causes the penis to slingshot out, releasing fecal matter.

John was so well hung that has was able to fuck himself in the arse and do a turkish slingshot.

by slingshotter June 29, 2011

surf turkey

If you buy volcom jeans at the pacific sun, you're a surf turkey. If you own a fitted DC hat, you're a surf turkey. If you can't surf or ride a skateboard properly, you're most definitely a surf turkey. If you visit Florida from Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, or anywhere else in the Southern Region and walk into Plus Skateshop, you're most probably a surf turkey. Daggers for life!

Anyone who brags about how much weed they smoke, is definitely a surf turkey.

Any surf turkey who spends all of his money at the local skate shop, so he can be the illest nagrum.

Fuck Life to all the surf turkey fools.

by [e-mail] July 11, 2007

Mountain Turk

Noun. A derogatory term for Kurds, Assyrians, or Armenians, especially of Anatolian decent.

What do you mean, Mr. Delegate? Of course there are no Armenians here! These people just look different because they're mountain Turks!

by _wow_ August 28, 2018

turkey shot

when you splurt on a chicks face and you wait until the cum drips down under her chin and you yell out "gobble gobble!"

"gobble gobble!"

by Mike Locke May 19, 2004

turkey sandwhich

To give or have Oral Intercourse

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a wicked turkey sandwhich last night!
Guy 2: With extra gravy?
Guy 3: Sraight out of the oven?

by Jimmy&spence November 13, 2007

turkey gobbler

the section of one's scrotum that shows when the testes are pulled back and is flowing like a crumpled paper bag

Dude, I swear to god, Dan just flashed his T.G.(turkey gobbler) for like, the forth time today.

by Spike "Bottom-line" Bassey October 23, 2003