Tap the Rockies

Hooking up with a really tall chick. Ideally, someone who is taller than you.

Chase: "Alright guys I'm out. Gonna tap the Rockies"
Alex: "Another tall chick, eh?"

by Alex Bricks August 08, 2021

shit tap

The anus.

Harvey: Hey John, take the wife anywhere nice recently?

John: As a matter of fact yes, right up her shit tap.

Harvey: Respect.

by amscray September 11, 2011

Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.

My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.

by Dick-balls MaGee March 21, 2021

tapped and zapped

When someone receives a blowjob and is unable to see straight afterward.

"She sucked my dick and after I came I fell asleep. I was tapped and zapped."

by dreadvimfantail August 01, 2022

I Tapped Reginald Telmo Valdez Three Times!

.

Person 343: I Tapped Reginald Telmo Valdez Three Times!

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

tap cap

A tap cap is when you take a small shot off the cap of the bottle you are drinking out of

Tyler just took a tap cap, want one?

by H baby May 25, 2020

tity taps

It is a game u play with your friends that have man boobs. The objective is to see who taps the tit the hardest.

Lets play tity taps

by FakedSky7039077 March 05, 2018