Second Hand Swamp Ass

Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.

Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.

by Bill Brohiem July 25, 2011

monkey run swamp

A douche bag ugly ass man, who runs all around letting nonsense bullshit, fall out of his mouth

That boy is monkey run swamp

by SHEBITCHDEVILCARLOCK August 27, 2019

swamp donkey

a particularly ugly female.
the origin is unclear, but is a popular term among ex-pat South Africans.

'Did you have a big night out?'
'Crazy. I woke up next to a swamp donkey.'

by keralite January 3, 2008

swamp donkey

Noun. A woman in desperate need to be fucked. Most often found hounding the keg and handles. Characteristically of wider stature/ or have gained a wider stature (usually after peaking in the beginning of college)

Haha, look at that swamp donkey over there waiting to be slayed!

That girl is such a swamp donkey

by danorlan711 September 22, 2010

Swampass

Total Anal Poundage Until the victim feels a Swampy Sensation in the anal area.

clan dildoes got Swampass after getting anally pounded for forty-five Minnutes by Clan Swampass.

by Clan Swampass August 5, 2007

Swamp Donkey

An dreadful excuse of a human who would only be touched by your ugliest mate on a footy trip at 5:00am.

"Hey Bazza, don't even think about taking that insipid Swamp Donkey back to our hotel

by David Clonan December 17, 2003

Swamp Donkey

a swamp donkey is A human female that exhibits characteristics of a swamp donkey are; friend humper, dirty and incredibly ugly, incredibly incredibly! UGLY. usually low morals and divorces husband for smelly little hunchbacked man. and then aborts child from hunched back man to prove love, and she’ incredibly ugly and shes a blood sucking money stealing hooker bag

- i cant believe hes humping that swamp donkey
- dude i hope ur new chick dosent become a swamp donkey

by mowhym3 December 28, 2005