german suicide

When a girl bends over a guy backward & sucks his dick in a backbridge

Sandra stood behind me a did a German suicide

german suicide by Diggze December 12, 2013

online suicide 

The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.

Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".

online suicide by Leumas Fyzz March 18, 2014

Samurai suicide

Seppuku, or "samurai suicide", is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. Seppuku was originally reserved only for samurai. Part of the samurai honor code, seppuku was used either voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely suffer torture) or as a form of punishment for samurai who had committed serious offenses, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves.

Minamoto no Tametomo was likely the first to use a "samurai suicide" technique, the seppuku ritual.

Samurai suicide by Arcane_ July 2, 2015

Weiner suicide 

Drinking or drugging too much, to ensure that an erection does not occur, usually done intentionally.

I don't want to bang Stacy, so I'm gonna commit weiner suicide by whiskey

Weiner suicide by robbierawb November 3, 2016

Social Suicide 

To commit an act that kills you social life.

example: tagging a crush, that you've never talked to, on a relationship post on facebook.

Aron just commit social suicide by tagging his crush on a valentines day post.

Social Suicide by lemirlo February 6, 2017

French suicide 

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag

Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?

French suicide by US organization of healthcare April 4, 2017

cummiting suicide 

When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you.

“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”

cummiting suicide by Fukurbich May 6, 2018