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stogie

An expensive cigar, usually a premium cigar made by companies who originate in Cuba who now have factories in or outside of Cuba. Reminiscent of those old bookies who would have a cigar in their mouth pushing smoke out of their mouths in the face of their gambling addicted customers.
That phat ass stogie is like some cheech and chong blunt.
by classicspree December 21, 2006
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Sex with a story

What I really need right now is sex with a story.
by Aricyk March 4, 2021
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sex story

what the fuck do you think this is? no horny, go back to looking up words
1: i was looking at this sex story in class and it was so cool
2: dude your a fucking degenerate
by No Horny Police >:( March 14, 2022
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Toy Story

When you get a completely random boner at any given time for absolutely no reason.
I was sitting in English today when all of a sudden I got a Toy Story.
by Prick Factory May 7, 2007
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stogging

a word me and my friends use to insult someone who has a less than beautiful face.

stogging means 'he or she has a face like the back of bus'
in Norwegian
me: woah did you see her?
my friend: yeah she was stogging
me: OMG LMAO WTF BRB LOL
by mr mark July 25, 2008
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story of the year

A "new" pop-punk-emo that nonetheless seems to rehash sentiments, lyrics, and cliches from a million other older, better emo/indie bands.

Deep if you've got an IQ of 50 or less or are a 13 year old girl.

Original if all you listen to is Good Charlotte.

Horrible if you have ears.
compare:
<Until the Day I Die> (beginning)

As years go by
I race the clock with you
But if you die right now
You know that I'd die to
I'd die too

You remind me of the times
When I knew who I was
But still the second hand will catch us
Like it always does

We'll make the same mistakes
I'll take the fall for you
I hope you need this now
Cause I know I still do

Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you


<Watermark> (middle)

I've got this store-bought way of saying I'm okay, and you've learned how to cry in total silence. We're talented and bright. We're lonely and uptight. We've found some lovely ways to disappoint, but the airport's always almost empty this time of the year, so let's go play on a baggage carousel. Set our watches forward like we're just arriving here from a past we left in a place we knew too well. (Hold on to the corners of today, and we'll fold it up to save until it's needed. Stand still. Let me scrub that brackish line that you got when soemthing rose and then receeded.)

One of these is full of cliches and platitudes and sounds like it was written by a twelve-year old. The other has fairly original lyrics. *hint* the first one is SOTY the second one is the Weakerthans
by Sarah March 28, 2005
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stog

To shove something into a tight place, in a less-than-gentle fashion. You can make it fit!
Person one: "Oh, my suitcase is full. I can't fit anything more in it, I don't think!"
Answer one: "You could stog a few more pairs of socks in the corners, I betcha."
Answer two: "Nah, stog 'er in there!"
by xcarex January 16, 2004
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