spoony bard 

In the videogame Final Fantasy II for the SNES, this is what Tellah calls Edward. It's actually a good example of Nintendo's censorship of games, because the Japanese version had him being called something bad. At least it's comical though.

You spoony bard!

spoony bard by combat_rock November 8, 2003

Spoony Spoonicus

the man who invented the spoon

Spoony Spoonicus, you're mad, you cannot invent an object with a small handle and a cup like head.

Spoony Spoonicus by been jammin August 26, 2005

smoon 

The secret moon that SNASA goes to.

Barney: I’m actually in a top secret government space program called Secret NASA—or SNASA. Have I been to the moon? Well, not the moon you’re familliar with. But I have been to the… Smoon

smoon by 7opher April 16, 2010

As soon as possible Rocky

Unknown to the public Asap Rocky’s actual name is As soon as Possible Rocky.

Hey dude have you heard As soon as possible Rocky and Rihanna are having a baby?

As soon as possible Rocky by Wordsman February 9, 2022

spoont 

Common Australian slang term meaning ejaculated semen (or the process of).

"she licked the spoont off her lips."

"I spoont on her face."

spoont by Rebecca Cullum September 18, 2006

spoony 

Weak-minded (see wordFoxx/word); demonstratively fond; sentimental or silly; soft

Tellah: You spoony bard!

spoony by owner of the souls January 29, 2003

Spooning Corn Fritters 

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.

Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.

Spooning Corn Fritters by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015