Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.

Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy Smurf

When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over the place.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

soapyfuture

the dumbest but funniest account on insta

his account is soapyfuture

by littimusmaximis January 1, 2019

Soapy Scrot

When you get out of the shower after washing your dick and you forgot to rinse off your nut sack so it has soap all over it and many times looks like Santa Claus

I had to get back in the shower because I had a soapy scrot.

by SpeedyKitten January 4, 2019

Sloppy Sands

A sloppy sands is the more aggressive version of a wet willy. It’s when you spit in your hand and run it down another persons butt crack like a debit card.

My sister got mad at me and gave me a sloppy sands. Now my butt crack is wet.

by iBuyGamerGirlPee February 22, 2019

Sloppy Spits

another term for blowjob, especially a sloppy one.

" My girlfriend gave me the Sloppy Spits last night "

by RedR0sessx May 18, 2019

sloppy 8

sloppy: penis, vagina, ear 1, ear 2, nostrils 1, nostrils 2, mouth, handjob

she gave sloppy 8 last night

by cusienfnd May 20, 2019