sock porn

porn of guys using a sock as a condom.

dicks are referred to as sock cocks

Guy 1: Have you ever watched sock porn?

Guy 2: Nah, I don't enjoy sock cock that much

by I Love Mixing Salad February 19, 2017

Sock fucked

When your sock is wadded up in the bottom of your boot.

Sir why did you quit your job? Because I was sock fucked.

by hh1918 October 28, 2019

Sock people

People that should have been blown into their daddy’s sock. Less desirable mentally and physically. Very socially awkward. Always looking for a deal or something for free.

The sock people that come into the bowling center need to find a new hobby.

by Bowling king August 24, 2021

Chocolate socks

When you shit your pants and it runs down your leg making your socks brown.

Johnny: Hey man why's bill walking weird?
Sampson: Man he just sharted and made chocolate socks.

by Jrmymcc January 23, 2017

Poop Sock

And ordinary sock that you use to poop in when you can go to the bathroom or don’t want to want to

Mom found the poop sock

by Deathrider1002 March 14, 2019

Poop Sock

The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.

Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.

"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."

by Fred Boulderdash March 26, 2022

poop sock

When you have no other options rely to this phrase. Use it when you want to be happy

hey AARON, I want a poop sock. Meaning I want to be happy understand.

by poopsockcreator October 05, 2020