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Marriage Sack

A sack in which you put your future spouse. Usually by force. You have spent your entire life decorationg it. Your name is most likely Mihael. You are quaint and have jew curls.
"Papa, my marriage sack is too heavy!"

"Well choose a less plump spouse, Mihael!"
by MihaelBeurSex February 24, 2010
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gobbler sack

It is a oversized nutt sack that looks like it belongs under a turkeys neck.
I bet if that guy falls in the water his gobbler sack will make him float.
by mr. aric burns May 3, 2010
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Whack Stack

A person's collection of pornography. Stack refers to a time when all porn was in print and thus stacked in a cubbyhole in the porn dungeon, equipped with infrared motion sensors, high resolution cameras, lava pits, and crocodile infested waters.
My roommate found my whack stack while I was out Saturday. Talk about awkward.
by Myriadofpersonalities September 15, 2010
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Track Shack

A magical place of Adult fun and debauchery. It is located in a small rural Minnesota college town. On weekends many people would show up sober and somehow leave completely trashed within a couple of hours. The shack was founded in the early spring of 2017 by 4 members of college track team. There is a oil painting of the founders on the wall. If you go to the Track Shack it is almost custom that you play Toss of Fate, by the time the game is finished you will most likely be assimilated into Track Shack culture, also don’t be too alarmed to see a person doing a naked lap round the house, there is a 69% chance that will happen. Be sure to look for the “Captain” of the Track Shack, which is really just a really drunk guy in a sailor hat. Also check out the dance floor, it is pretty lit.
Kingles: Track Shack this weekend?

Big Daddy G: LFG!!!

The Captain: Don’t tell coach!
by Black squirrel February 25, 2018
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spaghetti smack

When you’re really angry, and you have really wet noodles you just made, you feel the noodles real good, then you slowly and I mean slowly one by one take the noodles and put them in a straight line. let them cool. Go outside and look for your next victim, when you spot the cockwaddle person you’re about to destroy. LEAP IN TO ACTION AND SMACK THEM IN THE FACE WITH THE NOODLES AS HARD AS YOU CAN! JOHN CENA JUMPS OUT OF THE NEAREST ORPHANAGE AND KO’s YOUR OPPONENT TO THE GROUNDDD. AS ALL THIS IS HAPPENING YOU HAVE NOW COMPLETED THE SATANIC RITUAL WHICH UNLOCKS THE GATES TO HELL... AND THEN YOU SEE IT JAMES CHARLES BALLSACK DIPPED IN BLUE PLAINT BEGGING TO SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD. sapnu puas
“well sally, he firefighter kicked the door down and backpeddled into the bedroom wearing nothing but a lime green cape, then he spaghetti smacked me right in my face! It was so hot!!”
by dontsmelthehobo March 17, 2019
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Nostalgia Sack

Nostalgia Sack: A condition of psychological captivity held over you by the past works of certain artists or pop-culture properties that makes it impossible for you to dislike anything they do in later years, to such an extent that you would stop supporting them.
EG. "Green Day have sucked since 2004, but they know it doesn't matter, they've got you by the nostalgia sack. All they have to do is promise to play tracks off of "Dookie" and you'll continue to help them buy new Yachts while excusing their awful fucking music.
by emancipatedtamagotchi February 25, 2020
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