Mexican Sleeping Bag

When a male masturbates with a burrito.

I caught Patrick giving himself a mexican sleeping bag when we came home from Chipotle.

by GeezLouise23 July 23, 2011

sleep

When something turns out to be better than expected; When you've missed out on something good.

I slept on those peas.
You slept on that Prince concert!

by Athena May 17, 2004

sleep high

When someone wakes you up in the middle of your sleep, and you mumble and say random stuff.

Guy 1: How were your three gay experiences?

Guy 2: How do you know about that?

Guy 1: You told me when you were sleep high.

by halfbrown March 15, 2011

Macintosh Sleeping Sickness

A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.

My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.

by Can't Compete with Tablet April 13, 2009

sleepers

The term 'sleepers' is simply another word for 'pajamas'. Personally I think sleepers is a funnier phrase therefore I use it constantly.

My sleepers had a hole in them and you could see my butt.

by thekevin February 22, 2005

Sleeper Hold

A person who intensely masturbates and as he or she reaches their climax, they simultaneously chloroform oneself.

Yo homebroski, last night I was peeping in on this chick who was finger banging herself hella hard moaning and screaming and right as she was experiencing her delicious orgasm she covered her mouth with a chloroform soaked rag knocking herself out instantly! It was the picture perfect Sleeper Hold dudes!

by Fatt Unit April 29, 2011