Slappin the go go stick

Beatin that dick like it owes you money. Slappin and spanky your soul pole to the rythym of go go music tell you paper weld your favorite male fitness magazine.

Patrick: "How was your night dude? I bone honed some axe wounds last night. Fucking crazy three some with some fine hinas."

Nathan: "Oh, well that's nice I spent all night slappin the go go stick while crying into my own boxers. That you fuckin stapled. Ya FUCK STICK!!!"

Patrick: "Your such a fag haha"

by NATHANBOGTROTER November 16, 2010

Sloppy Turtle

Something characterized by qualities similar to that of the Florida soft shell turtle, namely a revolting physique, distinct lack of personal hygiene, and miserably aggressive personality.

Stop harassing the children and eating their lunches you Sloppy Turtle!

by Marcie211 October 9, 2014

The Sloppy B

When someone is so fat you can hear it. usually when pronouncing a word with a B, the persons cheeks fill up with air before sloppily delivering the sound of it. A good example can be found in a lot of Eric Cartman monologues and dialogues. This is achieved in its utmost glory when accompanied by sloth-like gluttony and maybe a marlboro red. If you should ever text this, the correct spelling to represent a fat persons B is (B!). this implies the cheeks have swollen with air and pelted its recipient with verbal obesity.

I almost died when I heard that fat bitch speak! she had The Sloppy B's flowin!

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

sloppy seconds

when you have sex with a girl that just recently had sex and hasn't had time to clean out their pussy,

Dude i was with this girl at a party, i was about to put it in her pussy but i realized i was getting sloppy seconds!

by Casey Smith January 3, 2008

ball slappage

When you are preforming some physical labour or running and your balls slap back and forth creating a soft slapping noise

This one time i was scraping paint at ym friends house, and the ball slappage could be heard throughout the hallway

by Josh May 13, 2005

sloppy seconds

Pussy that's been humped less than 12 hrs before you get it.

I'm always getting sloppy seconds from my wife.

by know the toe September 19, 2003