The title says it all, each chip on a pringle is singular. In a sense this means that the person is single and depressed.
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Shabnam is considered a singer-songwriter because she writes and sings her own songs.
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Get the Single mug.An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.
On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.
Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.
Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."
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