Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!

Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!

by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024

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Simon lynch

Pub owner from Deeping

Used to be a chef

Simon Lynch serves beer

by anonymous July 26, 2024

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Simonê

a Simonê is a short and fiery person, consider yourself bestowed upon if you are close to a Simonê. She is always up for anything, but would be able to know the difference between right and wrong. A Simonê is goodhearted, but never make one your enemy, she is dangerously good with knives and will cut your heart out and make you eat it if you ever cross one. Dont even get me started on her lovemaking skills, she wants to be sensually dominated in bed.

She's definitely a Simonê

by ToxicWasteMan February 13, 2024

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