short-distance

Communication, relationships, social interaction, etc. that takes place over a usually long-distance medium such as phone or internet but which occurs within earshot. Opposite of long-distance.

Lacey (texting): omgwtf im so board lollll
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.

by wordshark May 21, 2008

Shortenage

1. ADJ~To describe the action of shortening as an adjective or
2.NOUN~To condense two or more words/things into one i .e verbal shortenage

Taking not ~ that~ and ~bad and making it one word such as na'dah'bad. These are examples of shortenage

how's it going?
Haw~za~go?

by Sunni_4lyf October 20, 2008

short stories with tragic endings

A song by From Autumn To Ashes, I'm not gonna put down my opinion of this song because I don't really wanna get into that arguement about if its good or not. It's the 10th and final track on the 2001 album "Too Bad Your Beautiful".

Short Stories With Tragic Endings
"Cry For You, Shed Tears, Morn, Wish The End, Cry For You"
"The Only Reason You Are Here Now Is A Reminder Of What I'll Never Have"

by getalifeandajob January 18, 2009

short work

an otherwise complicated task or victory made relatively easy or quick

My buffalo gun sure made short work of those hound dogs that harranged my cattle at 250 yards!

by Jon64Bailey April 14, 2009

short-pour

1.) noun: The unconscionable result when a stingy bartender withholds egregiously on portion size in dispensing your overpriced libation.

2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.

"Well, I bet they wouldn't have served Fabio no freakin' short-pour!"

by Dr. J. Iglesias, Esq. June 22, 2011

Short Skin

A disorder that causes one's anus to open when the eyes are shut.

Tim has short skin. Every time he blinks his rancid bowels open to unleash a hell storm of putrid anal gases.

by volvosupertech677 January 14, 2012