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Shittingbourne

Commonly referred to the Kent town sittingbourne. The town consists of small minded townsman who believe that the whole world revolves around living in the me9-me12 postcodes and nowhere else. If you do come across this saying you will have finally met a human being who understands they live in such a Pathetic and chavvy area. Stay away from murston, Kemsley Quinton and Milton or you’ll probably get robbed by some 23 yo pikey who uses phrases like gauga bread and muvers die.

People like to pretend that their hard around this area when they start boxing for a local club and bowl it around sittingbourne spoons or vineyard. Stay away from these people! They know everyone in the town as they’ve never left including there families and probably know absolutely everyone they walk past down the high street.

Everyone here likes to think they have pikey relatives, they are one themselves or really want to be. Don’t ask me why but if a shop called dress like a wrongon was opened up, the queue would be ridiculous.
Person 1: “fancy a night out in shittingbourne?”

Person 2: “no thanks! Would rather shit in my hands and clap.”
by Monkeytennis22 August 23, 2023
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Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.
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Shittin On Faces

To completely destroy someone(s) or something(s) with your almighty talent.
1. You see Mark at the show last night?
2. Yeah dude he was shittin on faces.
by onlyjayk December 7, 2009
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to yell or scream at an employies or a baby sitter/nanny for doing a shity job at what they do.
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shanna you are such a fricken shittinanny.

past tence
i just got shittinannyed for my work.

future tence
i just got arrested at baby sitting so i'll proboble get shittinannyed
by wackjobg January 7, 2010
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I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.
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The act of texting while having a bowl movement.
I was shixting during my bathroom break.
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