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Secrets Tides

A resort in the Dominican Republic with beautiful beaches, restaurants and pools. The occasional swinger can be found at the preferred pool bubbler spa, so be ready to disrobe and fornicate.
Secrets Tides is a great place to vacation, or get accidentally pregnant.
by Binoc9 June 23, 2024
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Secrete Cave Entrance

The Secrete Cave Entrance is when your partner lifts up your scrotum and Johnson and proceeds to lick your butthole.
by Xx_Sadboi_xX December 5, 2024
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secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
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Secret Twin Society

The Secret Twin Society (STS) is a nationwide, members-only, underground collective where twins meet to discuss twin things. If you're lucky, your location will have food at the meetings. If you know, you know.
"Do you know what the Secret Twin Society is?"
"Nah, man. I'm not a twin."
by sssstttssss April 4, 2025
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secret sauce

safer version of straight up semen or cum
A: i think the secret sauce isn't safe for any food out there
B: yeah, the secret sauce isn't a sauce at all
by Nail0808 April 7, 2025
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Secret History Theory

The belief that what you learned in school is a sanitized fairy tale, and that real history is a hidden narrative of power struggles, secret elites, and suppressed truths. Professor Jiang’s “Secret History” lectures claim to strip away the official myths to reveal how power actually works—often through covert networks, ideological manipulation, and recurring cycles of corruption and collapse. It’s for people who think history class was a CIA plot and that the real story is always juicier, darker, and more consequential.
“Bro, Secret History Theory says the Roman Empire didn’t fall because of barbarians—it was a secret cult of billionaire patricians who engineered the crisis to reset the debt clock. That’s why we’re living in the Pax Americana version 2.0.”
by Abzugal January 24, 2026
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