school

a place where kids get brainwashed to to stupid stuff that doesnt really matter when you get older.

Teacher: A snake can live up to a whole year without dying.

Student: WHO CARES!?!

Schools useless.

by dsfgfddsfgsgfdsgfdsghgfhbrst August 6, 2007

school

a place kids have to go to for almost 20 years of their life to sit in a chair and learn a bunch of junk.

i had so much fun at school today. i just sat and learned a bunch of junk.

by i've got the remedy August 15, 2004

SCHOOL

An abbreviation for:
Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

SCHOOL = S.even C.rappy H.ours O.f O.ur L.ives

by Lucio Soph August 29, 2010

school

a place where you can't call your teacher an asshole

kid:Your an asshole
teacher: school office now

by bob simpson 6962356 February 24, 2009

school

1. noun. An institution that specializes in the illusion of learning and knowldege, developed as a method of control and engineering for the societal machine.

2. verb. To indoctrinate social, mental, and academic obedience.

The pupil is thereby "schooled" to confuse teaching with learning, grade advancement with education, a diploma with competence, and fluency with the ability to say something new.

-Ivan Illich

by itsacorporatething March 24, 2007

school

just a cheap babysitter. a boring place you go to waste your timee!! just made to make kids miserable. and stress about homework. waste of tax money. the only good thing about school is your friends.

i hate school

by mr.crabs December 23, 2009

Schooling

A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.

"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."

by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011