Salt Diddler

A man who aspires to be a sugar daddy, but is to busy diddle daddling around

I had to cut off my sugar daddy because he was actually a salt diddler

by aholllley May 19, 2024

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Ash aka Mr. Salt aka Tessie

A person who rizzes on people for no reason and spits no game.

I was minding my own business when Ash aka Mr. Salt aka Tessie walks up to me and tries to rizz me

by Idk A Name 69 May 25, 2024

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Salt

White stuff you put in food. sometimes it comes in clumps.

go put the salt onto the beef, and inside the roast chicken so that it tastes better.

by Child tickler! March 11, 2024

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salt and pepper phatty

Older person with salt and pepper hair that is good looking. Pretty hot and tempting

Damn, did you see that salt and pepper phatty next to the bar?

by Brutusram March 13, 2024

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When you insert Salted Burger king fries inside a Woman's buttocks (Normally African American), and the Salted Fries get lost inside of her anus never to be seen again until her next defecation. After defecation, you fish the fries out of the feces to make a nice side dish for your friends and family.

Go to the Burger King on 3rd Street, pick up some Salted Fries. I need to cook up some Salted Carmel Fries for my little sister's third birthday.

by David Looptocus March 24, 2024

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