salty teabag

Putting a used condom in somebody's drink

Yeah dude i totally just salty teabagged John

by Memer9000 January 2, 2020

salty britches

Being upset about something small for an extended period of time, or pathologically being perturbed. Similar to sassy pants and being salty.

Calm down salty britches, it's not that big of a deal.

by lorddrook January 20, 2020

Salty Straw

The white substance that comes out of a man’s pee hole after jerking it.

“Hey dad, can I taste some of your salty straws?”
“Fuck off Jason, I’m saving it for your brother.”

by Yeetus de fetus June 19, 2020

Salty peach

Eating pussy that’s been on the boat or on the beach all day!

I was eating pussy one afternoon that was out on the island all days. Wow that was one salty peach!

by The Peach Eater September 22, 2020

salty fucker

A fucker who is salty

“He’s salty.”
“He’s a fucker.”
“He’s a salty fucker.”

by I put the fun in funeral September 23, 2020

Salty Raccoon

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to make her resemble a raccoon, the women is then sent digging through a trashcan to find a hidden box of tissues for her to wipe her face with.

“Dude, I did the salty raccoon with Ashley last night, some of my dude juice got in her eye and she couldn’t even find the tissues afterwards.”

by Wambo December 2, 2020