Swamp Marbles

Things you shouldn't be counting when you're up to your ass in alligators, often found along the Sangamon River.

I'm up to my ass in swamp marbles over here!

by LOMAdude April 1, 2008

Spooky Swamp Rat

A mix between 2 native africans and 12 1/2 Jigga Boo's.

Peter you are the spookiest swamp rat I ever done seen.

by Doug Houseman is gay November 12, 2003

Shrek's swamp

The act of when you "eat" a female's ass and her shitting in the partners mouth.

The Shrek's swamp looked like ice cream in her mouth.

by Shreklord March 12, 2015

Swamp Donkey

A person with an extremely large overbite! So large that they can't even close their mouth, that were shirts with equistrian types on it. I.e.- L. Nester!!! Other examples of this person are

Lindy looks like a swamp donkey with that Seabiscuit shirt on.

by JoNate April 29, 2006

Swamp Donkey

A word refering to someone with an abnormally large penis, can be a pet name, often used refering to a man hung like a smokehouse

Damn Bradley is such a swamp donkey, his cock is huge!

by Bradley Wier November 23, 2007

Swamp Critter

hick; redneck; white trash; can be found living in a mobile home or in a ghetto, typically chews tobacco and smokes cigars, clothing consists of bib overalls, sleeveless flannel shirts, and pro wrestling t-shirts; live on a steady diet of government cheese, cheap beer, and slim jims. hobbies include catfishing, shootin stuff, and starting a feud with the neighbors. favorite music includes lynyrd skynyrd and ted nugent. talks with a poor grammar and a southern accent, no matter what part of the country they are from.

man I hate shopping at Wal-Mart, there are always so many swamp critters there.

by Ummie November 30, 2007