squirrel

a way of turning or running away if you dont want to kiss someone and pretending to see a squirrel and or chase it (works for me). Like if its a gross guy.....

Brandon: "Kiss me."
Maria: "Ummmmmm.....Squirrel!!!!!" (Looks to side and runs)
Brandon: Wuhhh??

by snarglylurb February 3, 2012

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.

"That was the wrong antique squirrel!"

by Skully X_X June 12, 2018

squirrel

An animal that lives in the trees in the forest

Guy1: did you murder and stuff that red squirrel
Guy2: Yeah i got three of them actually
Guy1: wow nice job lets throw them in the trash can!
Guy2: good idea!
Guy3: hey you cant do that! you just killed three squirrels and now youre throwning them in the trash!?
Guy2 and Guy1: fuck you stupid vegan

by Honningbien bo February 25, 2019

Squirrelling

The act of eating shelled sunflower seeds.

Stop squirrelling, it's disgusting.

by DutchPirate January 23, 2020

girl-squirrel

What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.

After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".

by QuacksO February 24, 2021

Squirrel

A squirrel is when someone is after sex because they want to nut.

Man them hoes a squirrel, you know why? Because, they only want the nut

by Skay.West November 7, 2021

Dusty Squirrel

This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.

Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.

by Cheldrainos June 17, 2019