Squires 

A last name of thieves, drunks and scoundrels. Most are men, with very few females being born to this clan. They generally live on top of barren hills and ridges, in close proximity to chicken farms. They start drinking at 10 years old, and do not stop until death. They are known to say the most nasty things imaginable, but are amazing lovers, yet rarely father children.

Those Squires' from the ridge are hard cases. They stole all me wood that was leanin against me shed.

That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.

Squires by ChickenRidge September 8, 2013

Square 

A slang term meaning Cigarette. Commonly used in the Detroit area.

I just got a new pack of Squares

Square by Lil' Biscuit July 22, 2011

beta squared

the word means some who is a "g" or someone who is cool

yo beta squared that was a sick move

beta squared by sam deeli August 13, 2004

Square Edge 

Someone who, within the depths of thier soul, possesses the Inner Fire of 4 Straight Edgers. No. This does not mean they are boring!

Person 1)"What do you mean they don't drink? Never?"

Person 2) "Nope. Never."

Person 1) "Why?"

Person 2) "Because they are Square Edge!!"

Square Edge by SQED February 14, 2005

square bear! 

the act of being a sexy, fine & adorable ;]

* GOD DAMN! albert looking like a square bear! today.

square bear! by layzie May 12, 2008

squarehead 

a person who is extremely cheap. Often of Germanic or Eastern European descent. Behaviours often include pack-rat stockpiling of useless items, refusal to throw things out, and salvaging things from the garbage.

My mom is such a squarehead. She won't let me throw anything out.

squarehead by BSKM February 16, 2009

Square 

-A boring, dull person. One who usually falls asleep at 8 0'clock with their dog who slightly resembles that of a wookie. Creates facebook pages for their animals and posts status updates pretending to be them. Comes down with sickness' that aren't common in today's society. Doesn't branch out from changing the pose in their pictures and is often seen drinking the same pussy alcoholic drink that they were "sippin" on last night.

-Someone who hates macs, and often enjoys posting about how much they hate them on facebook. Frequently updates his status with random jokes and sayings no one really cares about. Enjoys leaving their shower towel at your apartment in hopes that you will never see it and really hates when you hate weather men.

Example 1:
Guy:when did you go to the star wars convention?

Girl:Oh, that's just my dog teddy. isn't he cute add him on fb! btw i was sooooooo waisted last night. that sip of sparx really hit the spot!

Guy:......square.

Example 2:

Guy 1: RED SOX GAME BITCHES!
7:47 p.m.
Guy 1:At the sox game thanks to my best friend nick lets go sox!!!!!!!!!!
8:00 p.m.
Guy 1: Boston red sox awesome game.
8:30 p.m.

guy 2 : SHUT THE FUCK UP, SQUARE!

Square by Jesus Christ is here May 22, 2011