sportsmantit

When a lady has so much sportsmanship, that she crawls to third base when her tit falls out and she keeps going.

Kara and her top fell down during wiffle ball as she ran from second then crawled to third base. Now that was some sportsmantit! I felt like I made a home run myself.

by GlazeHer June 28, 2015

short cheese

The short cheese, things that look valuable but in fact don't really amount to anything in time. Fancy cars, clothes, and other accessories a person needs in life that depreciate over the years.

Person A: Man, you see that new Cadillac ol' boy just copped?

Person B: Yeah, but you know him, he's all about the short cheese.

by OP213 January 2, 2008

Shortboard

A skateboard with the wheels of a longboard. Big wheels on a small - shorter board.

"Dude don't you love my longboard?"
"No, I prefer my shortboard."

by PowderQueen April 5, 2009

Shortcaking

verb. The "act" of lying around listless, hungover, vehemently moaning and groaning after a long night or weekend of heavy drinking and marathon partying.

We left and went to the gig without her, she was full on Shortcaking. She was all Boo Boo Boo about it, so we told her that she could Tag Team DJ with us next time.

by DJ Willow from Paris September 13, 2011

shortage

Shortage - a clever way to describe a collection of things in a deminishing size (collective noun).

What is the collective noun for a collection of dwarves? Oh, you mean 'A shortage'!

by Domnic April 9, 2015

Short Hills

Where they call the cops on the one 13 year old black kid when he goes to his friends house.

Did you hear about in Short Hills when theytried to catch that kid ridin dirty.

by He hu dont fumble da rock March 30, 2007